So, if you read this blog you KNOW how cool Eli is. Tonight we went to my parents' house to celebrate Danny's birthday. As a special present to Danny, Eli proceeded to try and steal Emi away from Danny.You should have seen his moves! I think that Danny and Mike were taking notes for future use. So here are the steps to win the perfect girl.
1) scare her with a wood snake.
2) pretend like you are cold and turn on the fire.
3) get a blanket and convince her to stare into the fire with you.
4) there is no 4th step! She is yours by this point.
I think that Danny will be able to use these techniques to get Emi back and I'm sure that he will hold her hand just a little bit tighter next time Eli's around.
That boy is THE COOLEST!!! What a funny little man. PS unrelated but we still have your copy of "March of the Penguins" so yell at me next time you guys are up and maybe I'll finally remember to get it back to you guys. Ha. Anyways... Cute Kid.
ReplyDeleteHa ha! I'm sad we didn't come! I thought that Strep throat would have been a good birthday gift to danny... heck.. .it would have been a good gift to everyone.
ReplyDeleteSeriously you can't believe how smooth this kid is. The wooing with the wooden snakes from Mexico was a very nice technique to lure Emi to the fireplace. Once he had her there he sprang into action,he lit a fire with the flick of a switch and then he jumped up and grabbed a blanket, ran back to Emi and then then BAM! The next thing you know Danny is trying to figure out how his fiancée ended up under a blanket with his nephew.
ReplyDeleteI still can't believe how smooth he was and I saw it with my own two eyes.
I've said it once, and I'll say it again, "learn from Eli, sissy boys - or he'll kick sand in your eyes and steal your women."
ReplyDeleteDanny learned the hard way...
I did and it worked!
ReplyDeleteI tagged you. You HAVE to follow through this time.
ReplyDeleteits all true folks. my heart was indeed stolen, if only for the night. that elias is truly a ladies man
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